I am a qualified electrician (since 1998, Distinction level) now living and working on the UK canal system. Because I've traded the "rat race" for life as a canal boat traveler, my overheads are minimal—and I pass those savings directly to the local salons, cafes, and shops I visit along my route.
Simple, Flat-Rate Pricing
No hidden "per-item" charges. No VAT. Just clear, honest rates based on the size of your business.
I believe in keeping things simple. Whether you have a handful of appliances in a small shop or a full suite of equipment in a salon, you’ll know exactly what you’re paying before I even arrive. Majority of small high street businesses have between 25-75 appliances.
Our Flat-Rate Service Fees:
1 – 50 Items: £45
51 – 100 Items: £65
101 – 150 Items: £90
151 – 200 Items: £115
What’s included in every visit:
Full Visual Inspection: Every plug opened and checked (I don't just "sticker and go").
Professional Testing: Using calibrated Seaward PrimeTest equipment.
Minor Repairs on the Spot: I won't fail an item for a loose wire or a wrong fuse—I’ll fix it.
Digital Certification: Full results delivered to you before I leave your premises.
Why am I so much cheaper?
I wasn't always a canal boat traveler. For years, I was a high-flyer running multiple companies and managing large teams of staff. I lived the fast-paced business life until I decided to sell up, semi-retire early, and escape the rat race for the peace of the UK canal system.
Because I live a minimalist life on the water with very low overheads and no expensive office rent, I don't need to chase huge corporate profits. I do this work to "top up" my lifestyle and stay active.
By choosing my service, you aren't paying for a CEO's company car or a city-center office—you are getting expert service at a price that reflects my low outgoings. I simply pass those savings directly on to you to help your small business stay legal without wasting money.
My move to the waterways was about downsizing and simplifying. While I have the qualifications for major electrical engineering, PAT testing is the perfect middle ground for my semi-retired lifestyle.
It’s a "light-footprint" service. I don’t need a fleet of vans or a yard full of materials—just my expertise and a few pieces of high-end testing gear. This allows me to focus on what I enjoy: meeting local business owners, ensuring their safety, and maintaining a lifestyle that favors quality of work over quantity of stress.
Fair Fixes, Not Just Failures
Most testers will simply fail an item and walk away, leaving you with equipment you can’t use. Because I want to keep your business running, I carry out small repairs on-site whenever possible.
Fuse Replacements FREE
Plug Rewire: £2.00
New Plug (including wiring): £4.00
I will always aim to get your equipment back in service safely before I leave your premises.
I have been a qualified electrician since 1998, graduating with a Distinction in my training. Unlike many large PAT testing firms that set "per-day" targets for their staff—forcing them to rush through items to hit a quota—my business is built on a different philosophy.
I Actually Open the Plugs: Many high-volume testers just "sticker and go." Because I am not rushing to meet a corporate target, I take the time to actually open plugs. I frequently find dangerous faults—like incorrect fuse ratings or poor internal wiring—that "speed-testers" consistently miss.
Safety, Not Statistics: My goal isn’t to see how many items I can scan in an hour; it’s to ensure that when I leave, your equipment is genuinely safe.
Bonus Workplace Safety Check: My expertise extends to a career-long history of health and safety. If I spot risks during my rounds—like trip hazards from extension leads, cables crushed under table legs, or cracked sockets—I will pinpoint these for you at the end of my visit.
Don’t worry—I’m not there to judge or shut you down. I’m there to help you identify potential hazards so you can continue to trade safely and confidently.
I understand that your business doesn't stop just because I’m there. I work with a fluid, non-disruptive approach that respects your space:
I Move with Your Staff: I strategically identify the areas of least activity to begin my work. As your team moves, I move with them, shifting to open spaces so I am never a hurdle for your customers or your workflow.
Critical Equipment Protection: If you have special equipment that cannot be switched off—such as servers, modems, routers, or POS tills—I will identify these with you before I begin. We can then conduct a visual-only test to ensure safety with zero disruption to your connectivity or sales.
Invisible Progress: My goal is to be as "invisible" as possible, ensuring you stay compliant while your day continues as normal.
Results in Your Inbox Before I Leave Your Site.
I believe in a service built on efficiency and mutual trust. Unlike many large firms that make you wait days for your paperwork, I complete the entire job—including the admin—before we settle the bill.
My "Results First" Guarantee:
Real-Time Reporting: I generate your full test results and Certificate of Compliance right there on-site.
No Waiting Around: You will have your digital certificate in your hands (or your inbox) before I even take payment or step out the door.
Total Transparency: You can see exactly what has been tested and passed, ensuring you are 100% compliant and satisfied with the work before the transaction is complete.
"And NO... this many plugs in one socket is not acceptable" 😜